Tag: Signs

February 11 is Get Out Your Guitar Day

Deadpool knows what today is.

Here at Happy Clam Gifts, we have some guitarists among us. (I can’t vouch for Deadpool’s talent though, other than his katana skills. I actually found that guitar for him, just for this special occasion.)

We do, however, have some Funko Pops that keep their guitar out all year long. So let’s celebrate them today, for all the jams that made us happy throughout our youth.

So if you’ve got a guitar stashed away somewhere, get it out and rock out today. Play a little James Taylor, Jim Croce, or Jimi Hendrix. Just play.

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Our “No Farting Zone” Sign is Back! Hooray!

Hey, looky what we got here! We brought back our popular, exclusive, custom-made in the USA aluminum signs from several years ago. Each sign measures 4″ H x 18″ W.  Approx. 4.3 ounces weight. Non-reflective, aluminum sign with vinyl lettering and rounded corners. Pre-drilled holes for hanging.

We’re as relieved as you are about breathing freely in a fart-free home, office, bar, garage – any place where we’ve been previously ambushed. But until there’s actual legislation against open-farting, this sign is a polite, yet firm reminder to those with unrestrained gastrointestinal impulses to step back a few paces.

Good luck if you work in a god-forsaken open office space. Because we all know that high cubicle walls are the first line of defense against fart contamination. Otherwise, this sign is all you got standing between life-giving oxygen and death by fart attack:

No Farting Zone Sign at Happy Clam Gifts
No Farting Zone Aluminum Sign

Our “I Just Work Here” sign is also back! It’s an amusing gift for workers who find themselves regularly dealing with complainers. Or maybe they get asked a bazillion questions that no human or cyborg can possibly respond to with any resulting satisfaction. Employees who get begged to bend the rules “just this one time” will also love this sign on their wall at work.

Now all those tortured employees can simply point to the sign and shrug their shoulders.

It’s also a fun novelty sign to hang in your home office as a reminder that nowadays – Home is Where the Work is.

I Just Work Here Office Sign at Happy Clam Gifts
I Just Work Here Aluminum Sign

Of course, our worklife wouldn’t be worthwhile if we couldn’t partake in the life-affirming ritual of coffee absorption. We really like our “Covfefe Bar” sign. It says “Covfefe” until your first cup of coffee surges through your bloodstream. Then the sign finally comes into focus and reads “Coffee”. Just kidding! If only we had designed it that way. How fun would that be?

Covfefe Coffee Bar Sign at Happy Clam Gifts
Covfefe Bar Aluminum Sign

So if you need either a humorous sign to keep complainers and farts at bay, or a goofy coffee bar novelty sign to thwart early morning grouchiness, let our aluminum signs do the job.

Each sign measures 4″ H x 18″ W.  Approx. 4.3 ounces weight. Non-reflective, aluminum sign with vinyl lettering and rounded corners. Pre-drilled holes for hanging. Custom-made in the USA.

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