So you’re here for the mandatory reading of the Terms. It’s better than chamomile tea for putting you straight to sleep. But let’s get on with it!
We want you to enjoy your shopping experience and be totally satisfied with whatever you throw in the cart. To help ensure your satisfaction, READ THE ENTIRE PRODUCT DESCRIPTION before you pull the trigger on a purchase.
If you have questions about a product, just email or TEXT US 805.433.4351. We’ll be happy to send you additional photos from different angles, measurements, and whatever it takes to help you decide that you want that fun product.
PAYMENT (also known as dough, cheddar, moolah, and of course – clams)
We offer PayPal usage. Our customers can also choose to pay directly by credit card WITHOUT CREATING A PAYPAL ACCOUNT. You can use Discover, Visa, Mastercard, American Express, and debit/bank cards with MasterCard and Visa logos. However, if the billing address you use does not match what’s on file at the financial institution or if authorization is not given for any reason, we reserve the right to cancel the order. We’ll then contact you by email or phone (if you entered a phone number with your order) to ask how you want to proceed.
BACK ORDERS/OUT OF STOCK
Most of our merchandise are limited collectibles, so we don’t allow back orders. Once those collectibles are Out of Stock they’re adios amigos, baby! However, if it’s just a temporarily sold out item that we plan to re-stock, we’ll note it on the product page that – like California earthquakes – more will be coming soon.
ORDER CHANGES
If you placed an order recently and need to change it in some way, get a hold of us immediately at 805.433.4351. Because we start processing your order right away, modifications may not always be possible but we’ll do our best to work with you. M’kay? M’kay.
LIMITS OF RESPONSIBILITY
We accept no responsibility for user-initiated damage and/or loss of parts (product or human) incurred during operation or use of product. Especially if the product is being used in ways for which it’s not intended, oy! :O
We do our best to accurately depict our merchandise with images. However, product image colors might render differently on various devices and computers, depending on those devices’ and computers’ individual display settings and specifications, so that’s something we can’t control. As mentioned in the beginning of our sleepy-time Terms, you can Contact Us prior to purchasing if you have any questions or concerns about our products. We’ll help you out.
SHIPPING
We only ship to destinations in the United States. We offer USPS Standard Shipping for a flat rate charge of $4.95, no matter how much you stuff into your cart. Free local hand-delivery is offered to Simi Valley, California, customers who Contact Us prior to ordering. See our Shipping Info page for more details on our shipping policy.
RETURNS and REFUNDS (Whaddya mean ya hate it?!)
We absolutely want you to be happy (exuberant!) about your purchase, so we’ll do everything possible to resolve your dissatisfaction. Please Contact Us to let us know what could’ve possibly gone haywire. Keep your paperwork and emails regarding your order until your refund is final.
Merchandise will be accepted for return WITHIN 10 BUSINESS DAYS AFTER YOU’VE RECEIVED IT. The merchandise must be in new, unused, re-sellable condition and in its original packaging, including the box it arrived in. We reserve the right to refuse returns that do not meet this criteria.
We do not accept returns for Funko Pops clearly marked and sold as “Damaged” in the product title. This policy of non-returnable merchandise will also be noted in the product description of the item.
We are unable to replace or exchange Funko Pop figures or their boxes because we cannot guarantee availability. We might ask you to send us photos to assist us in offering a satisfying resolution.
Please see our Funko Pop FAQs for more information.
We will email you a return label so you can send the product out on to its lonely journey back to our stockroom. Once we get the sad little item, you will be refunded the full amount via PayPal back to whichever payment method (i.e. credit card, debit, PayPal account) you used at the time of purchase.
PRICE AND/OR DESCRIPTION CHANGES
All prices, pictures, and descriptions on this site are subject to change. We maintain no responsibility for inadvertent inaccuracies. Except where noted otherwise, a product price displayed on our website is the full retail price, as suggested by the manufacturer, supplier, or estimated in accordance with standard industry practice; or the estimated retail value for a comparably featured item offered elsewhere. It is a comparative price estimate that may or may not represent the prevailing price in every region on any particular day.
For certain items offered as a set, the price may represent “open-stock” prices, which means the aggregate of the manufacturer’s estimated or suggested retail price for each of the items included in the set.
Despite our best efforts – we are still malfunctioning humans – occasionally an item might be mispriced. If an item’s correct price is actually higher than our stated price on the site, we will contact you so you can decide whether to proceed with your order at the correct price.
NON-PROFIT ORGANIZATIONS
We aren’t able to provide tax exemption on orders placed by non-profit entities. However, Happy Clam Gifts will gladly consider making donations and providing other support for worthy organizations that specifically benefit children in need. We also proudly support charities that benefit American military personnel and their families.
FINALLY…(Wake up for this!)
When you place an order with us, you agree to the price and terms indicated on our website. We reserve the right to refuse any sale at any time.
What else can we say? “It is what it is.” – Famous Words of Somebody Unknown, or rather, who is who it is.
~ Marissa