Plant Parenting Made Easy

Funko Pop Audrey II is an easy-to-care-for plant creature.
One of these things is not like the others.

Funko Pop Audrey II from the Little Shop of Horrors movie is a total low maintenance vinyl plant creature. You can’t kill it. And, uh, we’re pretty sure it can’t kill you either, as far as we know…um, no-yeah-no, it can’t.

More importantly, the Audrey II Funko Pop gets along well with other plants, as evidenced by our sample Audrey II in the above photo. She doesn’t need water. Just human blood…yeah-no-yeah, NO. This Funko Pop, like all our Funko Pops at Happy Clam Gifts, is well-behaved.

Audrey II is the perfect greenery to have at your desk, whether you’re still working from home or back at the office. Plants in your environment, even fake ones (according to the research) are total stress-relievers. Especially once you know for sure they won’t eat you. Audrey II even smiles charmingly back at us. Bwahaha.

More details…

Ages 3+. Audrey II figure is approx. 4.5” H x 3.75” W x 3” D.

(We carefully pack our Funko Pops. Getting a great-looking Pop in its undamaged box is a magical experience.)

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For gardening enthusiasts who need to tote stuff around when they’re doing less relaxing things, such as commuting to work, we offer the gorgeous Coelacanth Flower Garden Shopping Bag. Take a look-see:

More details…

100% Recyclable PE material. Inner pocket is approx. 6″ H x 7″ W. Bag is approx. 11″ H x 14″ W x 4″ D.

We hope you enjoyed our presentation of “Plant Parenting Made Easy.” And we threw in our bonus mini-feature “Toting Stuff Made Easy with Pretty Bags.” See, we’re here to make your life easier, prettier, funnier, and happier. And thank you to all our fun-loving customers for doing your part in spreading some cheer in 2021.

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Our “No Farting Zone” Sign is Back! Hooray!

Hey, looky what we got here! We brought back our popular, exclusive, custom-made in the USA aluminum signs from several years ago. Each sign measures 4″ H x 18″ W.  Approx. 4.3 ounces weight. Non-reflective, aluminum sign with vinyl lettering and rounded corners. Pre-drilled holes for hanging.

We’re as relieved as you are about breathing freely in a fart-free home, office, bar, garage – any place where we’ve been previously ambushed. But until there’s actual legislation against open-farting, this sign is a polite, yet firm reminder to those with unrestrained gastrointestinal impulses to step back a few paces.

Good luck if you work in a god-forsaken open office space. Because we all know that high cubicle walls are the first line of defense against fart contamination. Otherwise, this sign is all you got standing between life-giving oxygen and death by fart attack:

No Farting Zone Sign at Happy Clam Gifts
No Farting Zone Aluminum Sign

Our “I Just Work Here” sign is also back! It’s an amusing gift for workers who find themselves regularly dealing with complainers. Or maybe they get asked a bazillion questions that no human or cyborg can possibly respond to with any resulting satisfaction. Employees who get begged to bend the rules “just this one time” will also love this sign on their wall at work.

Now all those tortured employees can simply point to the sign and shrug their shoulders.

It’s also a fun novelty sign to hang in your home office as a reminder that nowadays – Home is Where the Work is.

I Just Work Here Office Sign at Happy Clam Gifts
I Just Work Here Aluminum Sign

Of course, our worklife wouldn’t be worthwhile if we couldn’t partake in the life-affirming ritual of coffee absorption. We really like our “Covfefe Bar” sign. It says “Covfefe” until your first cup of coffee surges through your bloodstream. Then the sign finally comes into focus and reads “Coffee”. Just kidding! If only we had designed it that way. How fun would that be?

Covfefe Coffee Bar Sign at Happy Clam Gifts
Covfefe Bar Aluminum Sign

So if you need either a humorous sign to keep complainers and farts at bay, or a goofy coffee bar novelty sign to thwart early morning grouchiness, let our aluminum signs do the job.

Each sign measures 4″ H x 18″ W.  Approx. 4.3 ounces weight. Non-reflective, aluminum sign with vinyl lettering and rounded corners. Pre-drilled holes for hanging. Custom-made in the USA.

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St. Patrick’s Day Cheers to Us and a Coupon Code

Anne Taintor Magnet I See You've Already Penciled In "Hangover" For Tomorrow Morning

One year ago, you and I (along with 7.8 billion of our closest friends) all started traipsing through an Alice in Coronavirusland existence. What a trippy, tragic year it’s been. So, as we literally breathe a little easier, mask notwithstanding, this St. Patrick’s Day needs to be celebrated to the hilt.

We just went through a year-long Lent of abstaining from…well, everything. So cheers to all of us who momentarily can cast aside their troubles and grief on this holiday. Trust me, my friend, we’re right there with ya.

We all need a little help from our friends. Celebrate with some buddies for St. Paddy’s. Bonus if they’re vaccinated!

We totally get it if in the last year you got surly and ill-mannered. Eh! Laugh it off. Forgiven and bygones.

It’s not the end of the world even if you ended up on someone’s list:

Besides, maybe you just weren’t in the mood to put up with anyone else’s BS anymore. Even if you’re okay with your own (as it should be!).

And of course, a lot of us binge-ate some comfort food while we binged Netflix.

Although some of us were too depressed to eat much.

When it got too overwhelming, we were left to our own devices.

But hey, now look at you – look at all of us! We made it! It’s time to look forward to upgrading our happiness the rest of this year. We’re definitely with ya on that. We got your back and we’ll keep doing our part to spread fun and goofiness.

Lots of thanks and hugs to our fun-loving customers who continue undaunted in their quest for hilarious and delightful gifts. Here’s a 10% off coupon to keep life silly and whimsical with good vibes to all:

Coupon expires April 10, 2021. Apply the code in your Cart or at Checkout: CHEERS TO US

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