Plant Parenting Made Easy

Funko Pop Audrey II is an easy-to-care-for plant creature.
One of these things is not like the others.

Funko Pop Audrey II from the Little Shop of Horrors movie is a total low maintenance vinyl plant creature. You can’t kill it. And, uh, we’re pretty sure it can’t kill you either, as far as we know…um, no-yeah-no, it can’t.

More importantly, the Audrey II Funko Pop gets along well with other plants, as evidenced by our sample Audrey II in the above photo. She doesn’t need water. Just human blood…yeah-no-yeah, NO. This Funko Pop, like all our Funko Pops at Happy Clam Gifts, is well-behaved.

Audrey II is the perfect greenery to have at your desk, whether you’re still working from home or back at the office. Plants in your environment, even fake ones (according to the research) are total stress-relievers. Especially once you know for sure they won’t eat you. Audrey II even smiles charmingly back at us. Bwahaha.

More details…

Ages 3+. Audrey II figure is approx. 4.5” H x 3.75” W x 3” D.

(We carefully pack our Funko Pops. Getting a great-looking Pop in its undamaged box is a magical experience.)

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For gardening enthusiasts who need to tote stuff around when they’re doing less relaxing things, such as commuting to work, we offer the gorgeous Coelacanth Flower Garden Shopping Bag. Take a look-see:

More details…

100% Recyclable PE material. Inner pocket is approx. 6″ H x 7″ W. Bag is approx. 11″ H x 14″ W x 4″ D.


We hope you enjoyed our presentation of “Plant Parenting Made Easy.” And we threw in our bonus mini-feature “Toting Stuff Made Easy with Pretty Bags.” See, we’re here to make your life easier, prettier, funnier, and happier. And thank you to all our fun-loving customers for doing your part in spreading some cheer in 2021.

St. Patrick’s Day Cheers to Us and a Coupon Code

Anne Taintor Magnet I See You've Already Penciled In "Hangover" For Tomorrow Morning

One year ago, you and I (along with 7.8 billion of our closest friends) all started traipsing through an Alice in Coronavirusland existence. What a trippy, tragic year it’s been. So, as we literally breathe a little easier, mask notwithstanding, this St. Patrick’s Day needs to be celebrated to the hilt.

We just went through a year-long Lent of abstaining from…well, everything. So cheers to all of us who momentarily can cast aside their troubles and grief on this holiday. Trust me, my friend, we’re right there with ya.

We all need a little help from our friends. Celebrate with some buddies for St. Paddy’s. Bonus if they’re vaccinated!

We totally get it if in the last year you got surly and ill-mannered. Eh! Laugh it off. Forgiven and bygones.

It’s not the end of the world even if you ended up on someone’s list:

Besides, maybe you just weren’t in the mood to put up with anyone else’s BS anymore. Even if you’re okay with your own (as it should be!).

And of course, a lot of us binge-ate some comfort food while we binged Netflix.

Although some of us were too depressed to eat much.

When it got too overwhelming, we were left to our own devices.

But hey, now look at you – look at all of us! We made it! It’s time to look forward to upgrading our happiness the rest of this year. We’re definitely with ya on that. We got your back and we’ll keep doing our part to spread fun and goofiness.

Lots of thanks and hugs to our fun-loving customers who continue undaunted in their quest for hilarious and delightful gifts. Here’s a 10% off coupon to keep life silly and whimsical with good vibes to all:

Coupon expires April 10, 2021. Apply the code in your Cart or at Checkout: CHEERS TO US

Hold Me Closer, Tiny Elton

Elton John Greatest Hits Funko Pop Rocks Vinyl Figure in front of Elton John's 1974 Album

All you old-school Elton John fans out there probably remember playing this Greatest Hits album, scratches and all. Well, dapper Elton John is back in vinyl, baby! This time in the form of a very detailed, charming Funko Pop.

This handsome little guy even wears that lapel pin that’s actually another handsome, even smaller guy. What’s not to love about this quite dashing Funko Pop?

I could never go onstage in denims.

~ ELTON JOHN

We know Elton John for his melodies – and his eye-popping stage costumes. This Elton John Red, White & Blue Funko Pop is relatively subdued, but still fun and glorious. Gotta love the chest hair, too.

Elton John Red, White & Blue Funko Pop

As a kid, I remember singing along to “The Bitch is Back” on the radio and emphasizing “bitch” because I thought it was so rebellious and funny to be able to say it with wild abandon. Because, hey – if they can play it on the radio, 9 year-olds can scream it out, as long as it’s done with a rockin’ melody.

Speaking of screaming, I am super-excited to see Elton John in concert on September 10 in Anaheim – just eleven days away! Seeing him perform all my favorite songs will throw me into fits of nostalgia. And I’m going to be the loudest once-again 9 year-old girl at the Honda Center singing “Biiitch, biiitch, the bitch is baaack!”

Elton John Farewell Tour Concert in Anaheim, California

If you miss out on his Farewell Tour, you can still set up a Funko Pop version of the Rocketman on your piano. Cozy up to him. Maybe even lean over into his mike…sing a duet…and imagine a sold-out arena of adoring fans, holding up their flashlight-enabled cellphones while swaying to “Your Song.”


UPDATED September 15, 2019

My sister, niece, and I had a fabulous time at the Elton John Farewell Tour concert last week. OMG – it was magical and fantastic, like Captain Fantastic! In fact, there was animation on the big screen based on the Captain Fantastic album cover. It was one of the highlights of the night. Totally trippy!

I hope some of you get to catch his tour while there are still a few shows left in the U.S. Totally worth it!


Elton John Red, White & Blue Funko Pop at Farewell Concert, Honda Center, Anaheim, September 10, 2019
Our sample Funko Pop Elton John Red, White & Blue in front of the Honda Center, Anaheim, September 10, 2019

Elton John Red, White & Blue Funko Pop at Farewell Concert, Honda Center, Anaheim, September 10, 2019, Elton Sign
Our sample Elton John Red, White & Blue Funko Pop at the Honda Center, Anaheim, September 10, 2019, Elton Sign

Elton John Farewell Concert, Honda Center, Anaheim, September 10, 2019, Yellow Brick Road
Elton John Farewell Concert, Honda Center, Anaheim, September 10, 2019, Yellow Brick Road at the end of the show. I almost cried. Love you, Elton John!