Category: Holidays

St. Patrick’s Day Cheers to Us and a Coupon Code

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One year ago, you and I (along with 7.8 billion of our closest friends) all started traipsing through an Alice in Coronavirusland existence. What a trippy, tragic year it’s been. So, as we literally breathe a little easier, mask notwithstanding, this St. Patrick’s Day needs to be celebrated to the hilt.

We just went through a year-long Lent of abstaining from…well, everything. So cheers to all of us who momentarily can cast aside their troubles and grief on this holiday. Trust me, my friend, we’re right there with ya.

We all need a little help from our friends. Celebrate with some buddies for St. Paddy’s. Bonus if they’re vaccinated!

We totally get it if in the last year you got surly and ill-mannered. Eh! Laugh it off. Forgiven and bygones.

It’s not the end of the world even if you ended up on someone’s list:

Besides, maybe you just weren’t in the mood to put up with anyone else’s BS anymore. Even if you’re okay with your own (as it should be!).

And of course, a lot of us binge-ate some comfort food while we binged Netflix.

Although some of us were too depressed to eat much.

When it got too overwhelming, we were left to our own devices.

But hey, now look at you – look at all of us! We made it! It’s time to look forward to upgrading our happiness the rest of this year. We’re definitely with ya on that. We got your back and we’ll keep doing our part to spread fun and goofiness.

Lots of thanks and hugs to our fun-loving customers who continue undaunted in their quest for hilarious and delightful gifts. Here’s a 10% off coupon to keep life silly and whimsical with good vibes to all:

Coupon expires April 10, 2021. Apply the code in your Cart or at Checkout: CHEERS TO US

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Love is a Many-Checkboxed Thing

“Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.”

Valentine’s Day is coming up. Now’s the time to up your flirt game. You can start out a little coy with our Just Sayin’ Nifty Notes. Choose carefully…

Of course, realize that there’s a time and a place for said flirt game. Probably not at work. Or else you might meet up with the dreaded Office Citation – (see “Unwanted Flirting”)

Okay, so you made a flabbergasting mistake and weren’t up to speed on #MeToo. Well, our Knock Knock Apology notepad has you covered:

Conveying our feelings is hard enough without risking a lawsuit. For now, let’s just go with a heaping of general appreciation. That’s where the Knock Knock Why You’re Really, Really, Really, Really Awesome notepad comes in.

I’m tellin’ ya, the way to a person’s heart is with checkmarks. Take a leap of faith with our Knock Knock I Heart You Nifty Notes.

So there ya go, easy peasy. Now get your flirt on and enjoy Valentine’s Day, everyone! *mwah*

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Thanksgiving Dinner – Keepin’ It Real With 16 Anne Taintor Magnets

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We Americans just dread love getting together with family for Thanksgiving. It’s the beast best! As you know, every family resembles that iconic Norman Rockwell painting.

Okay, before you throw Grandma’s porcelain turkey platter at my head, we’re going to show you how the Real Housewives of Anne Taintor Magnets endure Thanksgiving dinner. Because we keep it real here at Happy Clam Gifts.

So, if your inner Martha Stewart compelled you to announce that you’ll be hosting Thanksgiving dinner this year, good luck and godspeed.

For as soon as you jolt awake on D-Day of Operation Jive Turkey, you’ll suddenly realize the Herculean tasks ahead of you.

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Things will start to get hairy really fast as you scramble around the house. You’ll be throwing clutter aimlessly into random closets, while simultaneously searching for holiday servingware and muttering profane versions of “where did I put that thing…”

Like a Stepford robo-wife, you might suddenly malfunction.

Anne Taintor Magnet Hmmm...I Know I Walked Into This Room For A Reason

Don’t panic. Just reboot. And refresh. You’ll get through the day.

Anne Taintor Magnet My Psychopharmacologist Kicks Ass!

Eventually, things will get rolling. The turkey will finally stop resisting your ham-fisted efforts to stuff it.

Before you know it, family members will start arriving. Just in time to meddle in the kitchen.

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And then there’s always that one dangerously cranky cousin with special dietary needs.

Anne Taintor Magnet Since Giving Up Carbs I've Been Feeling A Bit...Oh, What's That Word...? Homicidal

And, of course, your mysterious aunt who shows up every 5-7 years.

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While the adults carry on “lively” political conversations, the even livelier kids will run amok.

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You’ll also have to give a Ted Talk to bored and surly teenagers.

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Your shy, super-smart daughter will probably retreat into her room so she can work on her super-secret school science project.

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Well, at least the sociable young adults will be busy making friends with the college kids next door.

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Once Thanksgiving dinner is over and the plates have been cleared, it’ll be time to play games. It might get competitive. There’s always one-upmanship.

Anne Taintor Magnet A Drink In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Fridge

And it gets really exciting when people start betting on the outcome.

Anne Taintor Magnet She Was One Cocktail Away From Proving His Mother Right

After a long evening, you’ll be ready to wrap up a surprisingly successful soiree. Of course, you’ll promise to make plans with your relatives to get together again soon, once you check your calendar.

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As your guests say their goodbyes, some inevitably won’t be able to find their keys.

Anne Taintor Magnet And There Were My Keys Right Next To The Jello Mold

But all in all, you will survive hosting Thanksgiving dinner and will remember how you and your family are truly blessed.

Anne Taintor Magnet And Then The Children Cleaned Their Rooms, Got Mommy Her Drink, And Went Straight To Bed. The End.

Enjoy Thanksgiving Day, everyone! Please take care of those in need. And always share the gift of laughter.

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